Taliban Towns

Now that American B-52”s are reorganizing Afghanistan”s landscape, US intelligence has discovered that the Taliban have renamed some of their towns to confuse us.

These new names include:

  1. Wherz-Myroof
  2. Mykamel-Izded
  3. Oshit-Disisabad
  4. Waddi-El-Izgowinon
  5. Pleez-Ztopdishit
  6. Kizz-Yerass-Goodbi
  7. Ikantstan-Disnomore
  8. Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin
  9. Myturbin-Izburnin
  10. Imma-Dedshmuck

3 minutes of silence

To Brother Mike from a Sales Rep in Canada

—–Original Message—–
From: Randy Roffey
Sent: Friday, September 14, 2001 12:34 PM
Subject: 3 minutes of silence
Sept 14, 01
3 minutes of silence.
Today I stood on Parliament Hill with over 100,000 Canadians!
I have never seen so many people in one place at a time, all for the same reason. Media reports indicate this was an unprecedented number. It was very moving! People stopped what they were doing to join together in remembrance and prayer in support of all those affected by this tragedy.

Our Canadian National anthem played, and then the American National anthem, again it was incredibly moving. Unfortunately I don”t know all the words, but I tried to join where I could.

Reportedly 100”s of cars pulled over on the expressways even, as the three minutes of total silence began.

As tears rolled down our faces, we felt the sorrow for the losses and shared the pain of families and friends of victims. Along with grief, we can also feel the prayer, the hope, the togetherness, the solidarity, the love and good whishes felt by Canadians and others around the world I am sure, for America.

The Bicycle Repairman

Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn”t that Bush and Powell?”

The barman says, “Yep, that”s them.”

So the guy walks over and says, “Hello, what are you guys doing?”

Bush replied, “We”re planning World War 3.”

The guy then asked, “Really? What”s going to happen?”

Bush casually stated, “Well, we”re going to kill 140 million Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman.”

The guy exclaimed, “A bicycle repairman?”

So Bush turns to Powell and says, ” See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Afghans!”

Possible new plans for WTC??

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