I need to do any one of the following:

  1. Learn to add
  2. Learn not to re-add on the long drive home
  3. Learn to not feel guilty for failing to correctly add in the first place


Joe, La, et. al. bought Zachary a toy called “The Silly Sentence Catapiller” for his birthday.  Marketing blew it.  The name should have been “The Silly Sentence-ipede”

Now its time for lunch
If you reach across my plate
Fingers will be lost

Natural ability

It’s amazing how little training kids require to trash a house.  I was painting the dining room yesterday while attempting to keep an eye on Danielle and Alli.  With very little effort, they managed to spread tinker toys and popped balloon in the family room, cover the door handle to the garage in mud, find about 20 cups and get them all dirty (and in the front yard), place a cubic yard of dirt on the front porch, cover 10 or so beanie babies with so much mud and dirt that you can’t determine the original color (by giving them a bath no less), and cover the upstairs with toys and books.

2nd day shipping

Thursday, September 12, 2002 5:56 PM
Here is your CorpSoft order confirmation for your software request (CHART FX INTERNET PRODUCTION SERVER Version 5.5).

Shipping Method: UPS 2nd Day
Credit Card #: Purchase Order #: 2682
Expiration Processing Date: 9/12/02 6:52:07 PM

Thursday, September 19, 2002 7:11 AM
How long should 2 day shipping take? 🙂
I clicked the online status, and it show the order as complete, but I have not received the software and did not see a tracking number on their site.

Monday, September 23, 2002 12:07 PM
Hi James!
I was informed by the vendor that you should receive your product on 10/02/02.  Somehow there was some missing information on your order, which they failed to mention to me.  However, everything is fine now and you should receive your item on that expected date.

Note to self: 2nd day shipping means the second of the following month