I heard that Bush is asking congress for $74B to pay for the war. My thoughts on how to pay for it (tic):
- The Networks should be paying the US government what they would normally be paying for regular programming during the same time slot. War coverage has got to be getting better ratings than most of the crap on TV.
- Product Placement – Soldiers could have uniforms with Nike or Adidas logo’s, drinking a coke and typing an email on AOL with a DELL.
- Since the US is “Liberating the Iraqi People”, shouldn’t they pay for part of the war with some of that Iraqi oil. We’ve already captured one major oil field, get that puppy flowing at full force and sell the oil (preferably to the French).
- Start selling the outtakes of the war as a direct to video offering (your choice of 4 DVD’s or 6 VHS tapes). Of course you may want to have someone in Hollywood add some special effect…
- Do a “Girls Gone Wild – Iraq” video and sell that. Order now and you also receive “Girls Gone Wild – Army Style”.
In response to Frank`s March Madness.
I love March — it`s one of my favorite times of the year. It`s all about college basketball – the best sport on TV. I love college athletics, especially basketball. Sure college sports are the training ground for the professional leagues (not just the NFL and NBA, but the arena, canadian and european leagues as well), but that ok. Its nice to see an old man like Dick Vitale get so excited about the games.
The college sports by themselves are more entertaining than anything the pro games have to offer. The college game seems more real, because the players know that for many of them, this will be the last time in their life that they will get to compete at this high of a level. Most of them will know by their junior year if they have a shot at the pros. The rest work on learning the game to become coaches at some level, or try to get a degree that they can use in the real world.
Despite what my brother may think, I have met college athletes who had a real career plan that didn`t involve playing their sport. Their is the argument that less than 10 percent of all college athletes will make it to the pros, but that is still the best chance at making money that some of these kids will ever get. Sure beats the heck out of working at Mc Donalds and playing Power Ball (aka the Math Tax). Some universities now have programs students who were on scholarship for 4 years that allow them to continue their education free of charge, for those that failed to figure out earlier that getting a degree is important. A good highschool coach and/or college coach will let their athletes know that the degree is the important part. Quin Snyder of Missouri will call the NBA scouts to find out if his players are on their radar, as a reality check for the athlete.
Are people from Iraq called Iraqnids (Irachnids)?
Jim: Wouldn’t it have been funny if those two women in the elevator had been talking to each other on cell phones?
John: Your mind has a lot of free time, doesn’t it.
Jim: Yes. Yes it does.
Submitted by frank at 3/5/2003 5:07:43 PM
You and I just have extra processor cycles that you use — Most other people just don’t have them available. I guess we’re just lucky that way.
Submitted by ben at 3/6/2003 9:49:20 AM