If you are an old man in the turning lane with a pickup truck in front of you and a 1994 Green Toyota Camry behind you AND the truck in front of you starts to go but then stops, DO NOT run into the truck. If you decide to run into to truck, DO NOT back up. If you decide to backup and hear a loud sound that might be a horn of the person in the 1994 Green Toyota Camry , STOP before you hit the 1994 Green Toyota Camry. Don’t worry too much about this tip, as you will only damage the license plate of the 1994 Green Toyota Camry.
If you are a 17 year old kid driving an old Shadow and you are not in either of the left hand turning lanes, DO NOT cut across the two left turning lanes into a parking lot because you missed your turn. If you do want to do this, make sure that there is not a 1994 Green Toyota Camry in the left most of the two left turning lanes. If you decide to cut in front of 1994 Green Toyota Camry it WILL attempt to not hit you, by slamming on the brakes and turning sharply, but despite its drivers best efforts, it will smash into your rear passenger side door. You WILL get a ticket when the police come to fill out the accident report. The driver of the 1994 Green Toyota Camry will not.
BTW: Tip 1 and 2 were less than 30 minutes apart…