Jun
23-05

Supreme Screw Up
Posted by Jim @ 3:22 pm
Shelved under Politics

Regardless of who you are, this court ruling should scare you.

Government: My that’s a lovely house you have there.  And what a great view.
Me: Thanks, I’ve worked hard to buy it.
Government: Yeah, well it’s ours now.
Me: Excuse me?
Government: Yes, its ours now.  I have a buddy that wants to put a hotel and casino here.

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Jun
09-05

Zipcode Change
Posted by Jim @ 3:20 pm
Shelved under Humor

I got a letter in the mail saying that my Zipcode was changing.  It’s on official looking post office letter head, but the signature on the letter is Gail L. Bell.  Ironically I’ve written web tabloid stories under the alias of Gil Le Bell.

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