Meaning of Life Discovered

By Gil Le Bell (6/30/2003)

Since humans have inhabited the Earth, the question has been asked – “Why are we here? What is our purpose?” Beat Reporter Gil Le Bell has talked to government sources and scientist around the world. All agree that the meaning of life has been discovered. Most find the answer astonishing.

Since the Earth was first created, it has been on a quest to create styrofoam and plastics. At first the earth tried to create plastic and styrofoam on its own, but without success. Eventually the Earth began to create life forms in the hope that they would be able to create what it could not. All early species failed to achieve the goal, and the earth gave up on them. Humans however have finally given the Earth the one thing that it has always desired.

Why the Earth wants or needs these has yet to be determined, but without a doubt, plastics are its primary goal. Some speculate that the permanence of plastics make it appealing to the Earth. Now that the Earth has plastic in reasonable quantities, scientists believe that the Earth will slowly kill of the human race.

Evidence of this can be found through the number and types of deadly new diseases that are being discovered. Fear of AIDS will eventually prevent humans from procreating and diseases like SARS will kill of the remaining humans. In the mean time, if you wish to have meaning in your life, remember to consume products that come in plastic.