Monster Quiz


You Are A Vampire


You have a real thirst for bliss, and you consider yourself a true hedonist.
And you’re not afraid to walk alone in life, if it means getting what you truly crave.
You truly enjoy entrancing people. Not to mention the ensuing pleasures of the flesh.
Your tastes have been called decadent and bizarre. You usually give in to your temptations, no matter how primal

Your greatest power: Your flawless ability to seduce and charm

Your greatest weakness: Human flesh

You play well with: Werewolves

Satanists complain
Halloween has become too commercial

Halloween is considered by many Satanists to be a high religious holiday. Despite this, large groups of Satanists boycotted Halloween this year, complaining that the holiday has become too commercial.

An anonymous spokesperson for the group said, “The holiday is suppose to be about summoning demons and unleashing them on the lesser faiths. Having séances to consult ancestors. Drinking excessively and having orgies. All of these core practices have been forgotten by the younger generations.”

Scott Peterson, High Priest Elect for a Vermont Satanic cult disagrees. “Today, electric lighting is replacing the traditional candles, and Halloween gifts and cards are big business. Older cult members complain that Halloween is becoming too commercial and is losing its religious meaning – the same complaints that are made about Christmas. But for children and adults alike, Halloween is still a frightful and memorable family occasion, a time for evil and misbehaving. May this Festival of Evil darken your life, and may your future be gloomy!”

“I don’t actually think faith has anything to do with it! I don’t think Halloween has ever actually been about religion at all, its just about fulfilling a need that humans have – chocolate and sugar – and social interaction and creating a desired emotional response including the desire for material gain. So when people complain that Halloween has become too commercial, I say its ALWAYS been commercial!”, Ivan Herodotus of Transylvania told EGI.

Reincarnation

via pz find out who you were in a past life

Your past life diagnosis:


I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South Australia around the year 1250. Your profession was that of a trainer or holder of fine animals, such as birds..


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to learn humility and faith in spiritual principles. You should believe in higher reasons.


Do you remember now?

Funny, it doesn’t ring a bell.

Let see about Brenda –

Your past life diagnosis:


I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South Australia around the year 1250. Your profession was that of a trainer or holder of fine animals, such as birds..


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If you were just garbage-man, you were chief garbage-man.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to learn humility and faith in spiritual principles. You should believe in higher reasons.

Justin

Your past life diagnosis:


I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Mongolia around the year 1425. Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.

Danielle

Your past life diagnosis:


I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 1250. Your profession was that of a chemist, alchemist or poison manufacturer.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.

Allison

Your past life diagnosis:


I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Africa around the year 1400. Your profession was that of a handicraftsman or mechanic.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to develop a kind attitude towards people, and to acquire the gift of understanding and compassion.

Great, so Brenda and I were both female animal trainers in Australia in 1250, and 2 of my kids are were poison manufacturers.

The immensity of my vernacular*


Your Vocabulary Score: A-


Congratulations on your multifarious vocabulary!
You must be quite an erudite person.

* err, or something like that.

meme: #1 on Google!

The World’s Fair has a new meme: find the terms that return your blog as the first hit. Here is the overview:

I’d like to suggest a meme, where the premise is that you will attempt to find 5 statements, which if you were to type into google (preferably google.com, but we’ll take the other country specific ones if need be), you’ll find that you are returned with your blog as the number one hit.

via pz

I’m rather proud of the first two.