FROM: GUY AT WORK
Subject: Fw: Confusion in Denmark
“We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election in the US. On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer. On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman with big tits who owns a beer distributorship. Is there really a contest here? “
Subject: Re: Fw: Confusion in Denmark
Now THAT is how you frame an issue. But need I remind you that many assumed that with GWs ties to big oil, gas prices would drop during his administration. Do you really want to risk beer prices going to $120 a half barrel?
FROM: GUY AT WORK
Subject: Re: Re: Fw: Confusion in Denmark
Ewww, good point. But it may also mean that we invade Germany.
via Yet Another Web Site: Great tits cope well with warming.
I never would have suspected there would be a problem. That’s what Bikinis are for. What? It’s a kind of bird? Oh, never mind then. 🙂
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Sagittarius: Consider planting a vegetable garden this summer. At the very least, plant some herbs.
Pisces: Yet another weekend of gaming in your future. Don’t drink so much caffeine this time and you may actually get some sleep.
Scorpio: Take that special someone out for either Cajun or Indian food this weekend. THEN brush your teeth. A LOT.
Aquarius: Things are still looking dim but not as bad as Gemini. Possibly better next week as the moon face increases.
Gemini: Don’t even bother getting out of bed. Yes, it’s that bad.
Capricorn: Treat yourself to some frozen custard, but don’t go overboard. You may want to walk there to burn off some of the calories.
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Leo: Didn’t we already talk about your bad habits in public. Keep working on it.
Cancer: Your significant other knows about the other person you’ve been looking at. Either go for it or forget it. You’re not doing anyone any favors.
Aries: Don’t get pissed at me, but try to control your temper.
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