Political Emails

FROM: GUY AT WORK
Subject: Fw: Confusion in Denmark

“We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election in the US. On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer. On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman with big tits who owns a beer distributorship. Is there really a contest here? “

FROM: ME
Subject: Re: Fw: Confusion in Denmark

Now THAT is how you frame an issue.  But need I remind you that many assumed that with GWs ties to big oil, gas prices would drop during his administration.  Do you really want to risk beer prices going to $120 a half barrel?

FROM: GUY AT WORK
Subject: Re: Re: Fw: Confusion in Denmark

Ewww,  good point.  But it may also mean that we invade Germany.