Homosexual Strategists Plot to Destroy Marriage

San Francisco, CA — EGI has learned of a secret plan by Homosexuals to destroy the institution of marriage as part of an ongoing plan to convert heterosexuals to homosexuality.

The Traditional Values Coalition reported last week those Homosexual strategists are plotting to destroy marriage. The following is an excerpt from the Traditional Values Coalition spokesperson Reverend Lou Sheldon.

The legalization of same-sex marriage will destroy traditional marriage and open up our culture to a wide range of other sexually deviant lifestyles. The Weekly Standard’s Stanley Kurtz wrote a detailed article on how same-sex marriage is undermining traditional marriage and morality in Scandinavian countries. Every Member of Congress and other policy leaders should read this article and do whatever is necessary to prohibit the legalization of homosexual marriage in America.

The truth is that homosexuals do not really want the “right” to marry. Many of their strategists have openly admitted that their real goal is to destroy marriage altogether and usher in a new sexual ethic in America that will permit every kind of sexual partnership, including group sex as “marriage.”

EGI met with an anonymous Homosexual strategist to get their side of the story and fill in missing details. The transcript of the interview follows:

Gil: Thanks for meeting with me today.

Strategist: No problem. I’m thrilled to have the opportunity to air our response to Reverend Sheldon’s accusations.

Gil: First of all, I would like to ask if it’s true that homosexuals are trying to destroy the institution of marriage.

Strategist: That’s a fair question. Yes, we believe that destroying marriage will help us achieve our long term goals.

Gil: What would those goals be?

Strategist: As you know, the word Gay means homosexual, but it also means Happy. We don’t believe that anyone in a heterosexual relationship can be truly happy. Men and women aren’t meant to spend that much time together. They are just too different.

Gil: So you are doing this for the heterosexual’s own good?

Strategist: Yes, but it’s also part of our master plan. First, destroy Marriage. Next, convert all heterosexuals to homosexuality. Finally, take over the world.

Gil: Do you really believe that you can convert a heterosexual to homosexuality?

Strategist: According to many heterosexuals, sexuality is simply a matter of choice. Since they believe that is the case, we are going to make it the only acceptable choice.

Gil: What about Reverend Sheldon’s comment about group sex?

Strategist: Group sex implies 3 or more people. At least two of those people will be the same sex, so there is likely to be some homosexual activity going on. In the long term we view this as the means to procreation.

Gil: That’s an interesting point. If everyone becomes homosexual, how will the species procreate and continue to thrive?

Strategist: In addition to hoping that pregnancies will result from the group sex marriages, our group gives about 1 million dollars a year to cloning research.  That’s actually the real reason that the religious right is opposed to cloning, because they know that it will provide homosexuals with an easier way to have children.

From this interview it appears that the homosexual strategists’ plan is fool proof.  If you are not already homosexual, EGI recommends that you experiment with homosexuality in the near future.  This will insure that you are ready to make the choice once homosexuality becomes the only acceptable sexual outlet.  This writer plans to have a threesome tonight with some Scandanavian strippers I met.  Agreed they are both women, but I feel that this will move me in the right direction.

2 thoughts on “Homosexual Strategists Plot to Destroy Marriage

  1. You’re a brave man, and I’m proud of you for being willing to take such a bold step forward. You could also help the cause by forwarding their phone number to me. You’ve inspired me to want to follow in your footsteps.

  2. Gil is only a guest writer here, but I will pass along your request to him. He loves it when his work inspires people to think in a different way.

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