In case I forget to send Christmas Cards this year*, here they are:
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* Actually Mrs Mosquito Eater sends them, I just get some of the credit.
via Afarensis:
“…if you ask a creationist pain in childbirth is all due to Eve eating an apple. The problem is that some species of macaques, some species of capuchins, and squirrel monkeys all experience the cephalopelvic issues humans face, so one would like to know what they did to piss God off…”