Conversation overheard at the donut shop this morning:

Little Boy to Donut Lady: This is kind of a rough area.
Dad: I think he’s talking about the road.
Little Boy: My dad should have brought his knife.

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Justin Gage was one of my favorite Mizzou Basketball players. Hopefully Andrew Jones can have similar success as a spark off the bench.

www.columbiamissourian.com

The back-up tight end on the Missouri football team practiced with the team on Wednesday. MU Athletics spokesperson Chad Moller said a decision has not been made if Jones will permanently be a member of the Tigers’ men’s basketball team.

Nice analogy

I like this analogy.

www.johndcook.com

Sometimes you don’t just have a hammer, you have an array of hammers. You have rock hammers, claw hammers, and sledge hammers, all in numerous sizes. You have a variety of wooden and rubber mallets too. You’ve even got a gavel. Because you have such an impressive collection of specialized hammers, y…