The Bicycle Repairman

Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn”t that Bush and Powell?”

The barman says, “Yep, that”s them.”

So the guy walks over and says, “Hello, what are you guys doing?”

Bush replied, “We”re planning World War 3.”

The guy then asked, “Really? What”s going to happen?”

Bush casually stated, “Well, we”re going to kill 140 million Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman.”

The guy exclaimed, “A bicycle repairman?”

So Bush turns to Powell and says, ” See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Afghans!”

Possible new plans for WTC??


The Rainmakers

Getting a song stuck in your head is annoying.  Getting a song stuck in your head from an obscure 80’s band is worse.  If you sing it or hum it,  you will get some weird looks.  Right now I have a song from the Rainmakers running through my head:

I want a big fat blonde
to hold my hand
to keep this skinny boy from blowing away in the wind
I want a big fat blonde.
Sooo Weeee
A big fat blonde
Momma momma momma’s keep those skinny girls at home
’cause this skinny boy wants a Big fat blonde.
I’m talking 6ft swede, 40, 30, 40
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Tall, dank and dirty…

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